Sometimes I have good ideas, sometimes I don't.

dear holly,
i think it's funny when you say things like "i was laughing so hard {at you} and i drooled.


dear ali,
that was stupid. please don't try to do an ed repeat. you shouldn't have left.


dear nissan,
will you pretty please wash and vacuum my car again? i like that she feels new after she visits you.


dear mom,
you are funny. that's something I love about you.


dear cute boy in my ward,
you are effective when we laugh and talk and have a good time. you could be even more effective if you would ask for my phone number.


dear self,
let's not do that again, okay?


dear tension headache,
it's been two days already. please go away.


dear business world,
are you where i belong?

LOVE, Amy